Some weekends, no matter how little or how much you do, you end the weekend COMPLETELY exhausted.
Even just trying to rest was exhausting!
I guess it's just all the sinus and allergies that we are all suffering from that is keeping us a bit under the weather.
BUT it is still going to be a good week. =)
I will accept nothing less!!
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Thankfully, we had some time this weekend that was quiet and free of the usual annoyances we deal with day in and day out. Of course, that could not last forever, as the annoyances have to come back to town at some point. But at least we did not have the usual gawkers at Sunday lunch this week. =) I guess they were busy annoying someone else.....or working their corner....
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As many of you know, today is Columbus Day.
Which means that today I wish I was a banker.
My buddies Suzanne and Ginne are sleeping late today. And no, I did not drive by their homes this morning and honk to let them know I was awake. =)
So, in the spirit of Columbus Day, I leave you with the
TOP TEN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS PICK UP LINES, by "The Late Show"
Happy Columbus Day Everyone!!!
10.
Come to this continent often?
9.
How 'bout you and me taking a voyage to Motel-6?
8.
Kiss Me! I'm Salty!!
7.
If all three of you come home with me, I will name ships after you!
6.
Please, I've been at sea for five months, I beg you!!
5.
Can you help me navigate my way around that Wonderbra?
4.
How many gold Doubloons for a lap dance?
3.
That's not a compass in my pocket, I'm just glad to see you!
2.
Babe Ahoy!!
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And the Number One Christopher Columbus pickup line is.........
1.
I've got a Sea Monster in my pants!!!
2 comments:
:) Thanks for the laugh!
Happy Columbus Day too you. I wonder if Native Americans get the whole week off as sort of an "I'm sorry about the whole taking your land and calling you Indians" type thing.
LOL! I know what you mean.
I saw a shirt last night that had a Native American Chief on it that said
"Speak Native American or get the "f" out!!!"
haha!
=)
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