Tuesday, October 19, 2010

How to Confuse the Post Office.....

If you want to throw the post office workers for a loop, ask them to help you mail a letter to the Tower of London. =)
Gets them everytime! lol!
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Worker: "THE Tower of London?"
Me: "yes."
Worker: "Why do you want to send a letter to the Tower of London?"
Me: "I have a relative in prison there about to be beheaded."
Worker: "Huh?"
Me: "Just kidding, I'm sending a request tickets to a private Ceremony there. I need your help in airmailing this letter. I need it to arrive in London in about two days."
Worker: "You can't get anything to London in two days."
Me: "Really? All mail going across the pond is still put on a boat? Last time I checked, airplanes can carry mail too."
Worker (smiling): "Haha!! You are right! I'm just kidding. We can get it there in two days, no problem."
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FIFTEEN minutes later he figured it out.
This does not count the several DAYS it took for the POSTMASTER to get me some international reply coupons.

I like to keep the guys here on their toes.
Gotta keep up on the Global Express mailing information.
*wink wink*
Hey, it's good enough for government work.....=)

2 comments:

Julie said...

Your Corsicana stories are hilarious. (That's not to say that the ones in Plano would know how to mail an international letter either necessarily.) I especially liked the HEB story a few days ago.

As an aside, I remember the post office used to creep me out. It was so quiet and old smelling. Every time I had to wait in line there I was always checking the door. I just knew someone was going to come in and shoot everybody. :) (Probably more of MY issue than the post office's issue.)

Laura said...

Just goes to show that you are still living in Cors- HICK - cana!! It's amazing how backwards some of the people are there!