Dear Stalker-
I think it is about time that I formally welcome you to my blog.
I know you have been a deranged, albeit faithful, reader of "So Happily Us" for many MANY months now.
So I think it is best to let you know that I have been watching your stalking and have been recording every single move you have made in the last year and a half -
BOTH on this blog AND in "real life."
I will forever be amazed that you were so justifiably dropped by a man and then you become completely obsessed with him, his new life and his constant/serious girlfriend of almost two years - ESPECIALLY since you are NOW MARRIED YOURSELF.
I pity your husband.
Maybe it is time that you start focusing on your sham marriage and at least try to be a decent wife, instead of being eternally consumed with every move I make.
I know it must suck to have your Neimans privileges forever revoked, but you chose you new life, so get a grip on your situation. THIS IS YOUR LIFE.
You are accomplishing NOTHING by following, harassing and stalking us.
I strongly suggest that you stop your ridiculous behavior immediately. If you choose to continue down this path, there will be consequences and repercussions. And take my word for it - you do NOT want a personal encounter with those two beasts.
I would never ever trade one part of my life for even one little second of yours.
I would HATE to be you.
And I am sure that you (of all people) understand why.
Thank you though for being the constant reminder of why Justin and I are so very happy together and that we have a future of endless possibilities that make me smile every single day.
And thanks for also reminding us why we were both right to never settle for such miserable, mooching people like yourself.
Elizabeth
To James Walker on your first birthday
9 years ago
6 comments:
I would hate to be your stalker right about now. Haha!
Finally!!!! Good for you! I hope she gets the message and... I don't know... works instead of reading your blog at work. And does something productive instead of checking every picture you've ever posted and every word you've ever written.
Really. If she knew how much you know and how long you've known, she should feel really dumb. It's so weird to be obsessed with your ex and his girlfriend, especially when you're married.
I don't understand it.
You were VERY kind to not use first and last names. That was very big of you. And you've let this go for a LONG time, hoping that she would go away on her own. Maybe now she will.
But no matter what---one thing's for sure. Soon enough you and J will be GONE. Out of that building and in your new FABULOUS house!!! I wonder if you'll get a photo spread in a magazine when you move in someday.....
AWESOME! Too funny!
Thanks Ladies!
Since psycho can't take all the hints I've given her, I figure this is the thing to do.
Like I said, I'm just so thankful that I am not her, or espouse her attitudes and agendas.
My life may not be perfect, but I wouldn't trade it for the world.
It's just too bad that some folks are so miserable they want everyone else to be.
=)
HeHe.
I think Sissy STILL isn't getting the picture.
=)
WOW!!! Still can't look away, huh, Stalker???
It must suck living in the building, and having to watch us be so happy.....
I would NEVER be so stupid to willfully move into a building where an ex lives....You must be a glutton for punishment!!!
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