The KEY to a BETTER MARRIAGE - and Frequent Washing is NOT needed!!

Introducing --
A REAL SOLUTION TO A REAL PROBLEM.
No, I am most certainly NOT making this up.
Here it is,
the BETTER MARRIAGE BLANKET.
(you can thank me later....
I may not be a licensed therapist, but I'm pretty sure this will drop the divorce/breakup rate dramatically. You're WELCOME!)



Look at all the benefits of the Better Marriage Blanket:

• A real solution to a very real problem
• Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons
• Even works on top of bed sheets
• Makes a great wedding or anniversary gift too
• The molecules that cause the odor are absorbed and neutralized in millions of microscopic pores in the activated carbon so it has an almost unlimited capacity for eliminating odor
• Frequent washing is not needed. Only wash when the outer fabric needs cleaning but “Refresh” The Blanket in the dryer or in the sun occasionally
• The blanket will not smell bad after use
• Odor absorption will last for the life of the Blanket

Now, if ONLY they made a TROUSERS/JEANS version........