Maria Shara-OHMYGAW!; JWOWW's Rules and Snooki's bump....

I read the Daily Mail UK every day
I prefer international news for everything,
including gossip and mindless celebrity news.
So yesterday I see that Miss Maria Sharapova just got engaged.......
and OHMYSTARS!
LOOK. at. her. ROCK!!!
DAY-um!!!!!
DailyMail said it costs 250,000 POUNDS.
That's POUNDS people. NOT Dollars.
POUNDS are worth considerably more than dollars.
So this massive chunk of diamond supposedly cost
around 400-ish THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Congrats to Maria!!! haha!

And in other completely unrelated news,
other than these are shamefully ALSO ON MY WISHLIST,
along with the above hand candy.....
JWOWW (my favorite) has a new book out!!!
It's about rules on dating, including how to be "fresh to death"
I'm curious, because I would NOT want to NOT be "fresh to death".......
That sounds important!
There is a also chapter about kicking your competition to the curb, but,
at the risk of sounding a teensy bit bitchy, I didn't have to do that, as there was not competition to begin with.....hehe.
And, if you are looking for some poolside, or "seaside" fiction when you ladies are laying out this spring and summer,
do NOT forget Snooki's new "novel" entitled "A Shore Thing"..........
Why not people???
Jersey Shore only has one episode left until the new season in Italy airs sometime this fall....might as well read a Snooki adventure to pass the time.....
Don't you LOVE both book covers??

Snooki's bumpit is OUT OF CONTROL!!!
And I think I HAVE to get JWOWW's outfit.....
*wink!*